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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” Yep,”
the wife replied, “in-laws.” Read the rest of this entry »

Over the past several years, we have all learned to live with IVRS - “Inter-active Voice Response System” as a necessary part of modern life. I was just wondering what would happen if God decides to go hi-tech and installs voicemail? I gave it a lot of thought and came up with various scenarios:

Let us imagine a scenario. You dialed God’s number. Read the rest of this entry »

Man : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Man : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Ek aadmi pair pe charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Aadmi: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Aadmi: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.