A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” Yep,”
the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned
to his wife and asked, “What?”
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A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.” The wife responded, “Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. “Be careful,” he said to his wife. “You will bring
out the animal in me.”… “So what?” his wife shot back. “Who is afraid
of a mouse?”
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