Man : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Man : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Ek aadmi pair pe charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Aadmi: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Aadmi: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.